...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
