i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
