is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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