You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
This can only be settled by a dance off.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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