Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Terrible idea I love it
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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