I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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