Soap is not a condiment
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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