He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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