butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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