If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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