windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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