I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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