doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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