i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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