Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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