Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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