guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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