she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
so let's talk penis.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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