if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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