Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
