All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
why is half of my head shaved?
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