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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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