we have officially lost it.
one might say we're banned from that church
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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