Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
being pregnant is like rehab
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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