When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
You were trust falling into bushes
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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