i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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