What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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