Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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