in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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