That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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