The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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