Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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