Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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