He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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