i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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