well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
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