its not stalking. its research.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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