y did u give ur computer a hand job?
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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