So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Everything about him screamed your future.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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