haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Nicole vs. Life
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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