Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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