jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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