everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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