i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My ass is underappreciated
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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