We're like a lot better than the average bears
one might say we're banned from that church
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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