I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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