If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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