i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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