singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
