The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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