i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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