Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
