and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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