I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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