What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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